![]() Then, a week later, Katie goes missing while on a school field trip. Creepy images flash some A Clockwork Orange/ The Forest Of Lost Souls hybrid shit, three bells toll, and every onlooker “feels” something. Like a scene straight out of The Ring (legit, didn’t we actually see this in Rings), White’s four slumber party kiddies play a video link with “SUMMON” in the title. ![]() Wren (Joey King), Hallie (Julia Goldani Telles), Chloe (Jaz Sinclair), and Katie (Annalise Basso). In David Birke’s script, based on “Victor Surge’s” infamous photoshopped ghoul, four girls summon Slender Man (Javier Botet, duh). ![]() “Doesn’t this new Slender Mans movie sound hashtag spoopy?!” “How do you do, fellow kids,” says Steve Buscemi’s private detective character from 30 Rock in disguise. Also, it’s “Slenderman” as one word, right? So why is Sony’s title Slender Man – like creators didn’t even *care* about “authenticity” – and why does this tidbit BOTHER ME SO DAMN MUCH. ![]() Sylvain White’s big screen unveiling of “Slenderman” – aka Jack Skellington meets the Pied Piper – surely won’t appease Slenderheads, horror diehards, or anyone who enjoys watching a properly lit movie. How could something birthed from viral internet memes turn out so poorly? Those in the mood for some “creepypasta” terror should stick to Reddit or let your greasy-haired uncle Vincenzo allude to his nefarious mob connections over fresh gravy-tossed linguine. ![]()
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